1. Kanye West
With all that creativity in him and multiple
sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo.
He’s obviously looking for more investors to load
his containers and bring more goods. From the
way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.
2. Beyonce
Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa
state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram
about the government and oil and all that.
3. Kim Kardashian West
Kim Kardashian West is definitely Yoruba. That
ass is a living evidence and you need no other
evidence.
4. Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is one of those Urhobo babes that
change their names when they hit the jackpot
or make it big.
5. Drake
Drake obviously looks like one of those fine boy
mallams that grew up abroad and came back to
Nigeria. Still a Fulani boy
6. Jay-Z
Jay-Z has to be Igbo too. Those lips are the
same ones he uses to tell the girls that he will
spoil them silly.
7. Serena Williams
All that power at tennis is useful for something
else, and it’s not from us you’ll hear it. She’s
Efik
8. Michelle Obama
Michelle is one of our Tiv sisters from Benue
state. Roger that?
9. Ciara
Ciara is most definitely one of those fine as hell
Hausa babes that everyone can’t get enough of.
Always slaying!
10. Future
Because Edo guys are petty as hell, say hello to
our Edo brother, Future.
11. Barack Obama
President Barack Obama will make brains as a
Yoruba man. He was probably one of the
demons breaking hearts at a younger age.
